if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
"swearing is so unattractive."
"fuck you I ain’t attractive anyways."
the greatest plan in history
Imagine Hannibal Lector going down a slide and not once breaking eye contact w/ you.
I’m picturing a spiral slide, so he has to whip his head dramatically to keep eye contact
I envy literally everyone who is talented at anything
I was going to get mad but then I didnt
ja ja ja ja ja
a spanish person laughing or a german person during sex???
Finnish person struggling to remember what they were about to say next
polish person trying to get themself noticed
portuguese person trying to hush other people
Chinese person trying to do calculations
swedish person wanting to get out of a conversation
Dutch person sarcastically agreeing with you.
Nothing makes me happier than Deadpool at ComicCon
i like boys in theory and then one gets too close to me adn im like nah