Ready?

sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

triatic:

"swearing is so unattractive."

"fuck you I ain’t attractive anyways."

roymaes:

the greatest plan in history

timebeagle:

imaginehanniballecter:

Imagine Hannibal Lector going down a slide and not once breaking eye contact w/ you. 

I’m picturing a spiral slide, so he has to whip his head dramatically to keep eye contact

cokeflow:

I envy literally everyone who is talented at anything

breathinginthestarlight:

I was going to get mad but then I didnt

uastis:

fuking-homestuck:

j-z-millier:

louxisalhama:

spaceisforlovers:

jethroq:

danadelions:

ja ja ja ja ja
a spanish person laughing or a german person during sex???

you decide

Finnish person struggling to remember what they were about to say next

polish person trying to get themself noticed

portuguese person trying to hush other people

Chinese person trying to do calculations

swedish person wanting to get out of a conversation

Dutch person sarcastically agreeing with you.

songs-of-yesterday:

Nothing makes me happier than Deadpool at ComicCon

chubbykirk:

i like boys in theory and then one gets too close to me adn im like nah