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motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

maliks-butt:

points LUV THESE COMPANIONS

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

wilderwuff:

a man is selling water at a convention. the man has had a good experience with the con-goers until he sees them: a horde of furries making a beeline for his humble stand. he picks up the cooler of water and runs. he catches a glance behind him, and sure enough, they are in hot fursuit

herr-mozart:

Excuuuuse you

herr-mozart:

Excuuuuse you

vinegod:

How I feel every time I have to leave my dog at home by Patrick Barnes

skellyscoo:

When the beat of a song is good, but the lyrics are trash:

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strudelgit:

vanquishedvaliant:

bleproxursox:

things that will instantly improve any movie:

  • dragons
  • robots
  • bickering scientists
  • lesbians

how about bickering lesbian scientists that build robots to fight dragons

Pacific Rim was so close.